10110101: Silver Lake residents: Please be on the lookout for this man; he is the primary suspect in the road rage shooting incident that killed a Garage Pizza employee. LAPD believes the shooting suspect lives in the neighborhood surrounding the attack, which occurred at the intersection of Silver Lake and Scott near the Satellite. Suspect is described as a male Latino in his 20s or 30s who was driving a dark green Honda Civic with circular brake lights. He was accompanied by a female passenger.

10110101:

Silver Lake residents: Please be on the lookout for this man; he is the primary suspect in the road rage shooting incident that killed a Garage Pizza employee.

LAPD believes the shooting suspect lives in the neighborhood surrounding the attack, which occurred at the intersection of Silver Lake and Scott near the Satellite. Suspect is described as a male Latino in his 20s or 30s who was driving a dark green Honda Civic with circular brake lights. He was accompanied by a female passenger.

(via jeniwamblog)


-masamune: jimenna: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. i’ll eat your pussy too. I enjoy the prose of our generation

-masamune:

jimenna:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i’ll eat your pussy too.

I enjoy the prose of our generation

(via greensoju)


When you meet a celebrity:

swagteezy:

bigbangkpopculture:

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE

shes cute js

accurate LOL

Adorable

(Source: femisbane, via greensoju)


Just got bullied by Timewarner

Me: Id like to cancel my cable service

TW: May I ask why?

Me: I dont watch it any more. I use AppleTV and Netflix.

TW: But you dont really want to cancel cable think about all the times TV helps people. Like if you get down or depressed, how will you fill that void?

Me: Umm I work in television and I have no need of watching cable.

TW: If you work in it then you should watch more cable not cancel it. 

Me: Cancel it! I dont watch it. I am really bent on canceling it.

TW: Let me find a way to get you to keep it, please hold.

Are you kidding me?!?! Aren’t they supposed to be nice?


(via howatto-izu-disu)


(Source: sunnietaimu)


First of all, let’s clarify what the NASA budget is. Do you realize that the $850 billion dollar bailout, that sum of money is greater than the entire 50-year running budget of NASA?

And so when someone says, “We don’t have enough money for this space probe,” I’m asking, no, it’s not that you don’t have enough money, it’s that the distribution of money that you’re spending is warped in some way that you are removing the only thing that gives people something to dream about tomorrow.

You remember the 60s and 70s. You didn’t have to go more than a week before there’s an article in Life magazine, “The Home of Tomorrow,” “The City of Tomorrow,” “Transportation of Tomorrow”. All of that ended in the 1970s. After we stopped going to the Moon, it all ended. We stopped dreaming.

And so I worry that the decision that Congress makes doesn’t factor in the consequences of those decisions on tomorrow. Tomorrow’s gone. They’re playing for the quarterly report, they’re playing for the next election cycle, and that is mortgaging the actual future of this nation, and the rest of the world is going to pass us by.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via kateoplis)

(via ithrowthingswhenidrink)


bow.

bow.

(Source: themitchellclan)


walpaper: help sounds like a diet problem

walpaper:

help

sounds like a diet problem


I dont know whats ging on but I would follow them…. discretely 

I dont know whats ging on but I would follow them…. discretely 

(Source: , via howatto-izu-disu)


usclibraries: A pipe smoking contest at the International Pipe Smokers Convention in Long Beach, held on this day in 1952. According to the metadata for this image, Paul Spaniola, who is lighting an opponent’s pipe in this photo, once kept nine-tenths of an ounce of tobacco lit for 88 minutes.

usclibraries:

A pipe smoking contest at the International Pipe Smokers Convention in Long Beach, held on this day in 1952. According to the metadata for this image, Paul Spaniola, who is lighting an opponent’s pipe in this photo, once kept nine-tenths of an ounce of tobacco lit for 88 minutes.


NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
YG Entertainment Studio Door. (via dsk-productions)

Love it!

(via greensoju)


parlezvousclyde: Like the Statue of Liberty, we watch over and welcome the wretched refuse of the French bulldog world. Dogs who’ve been thrown away, who’ve run away, who’ve wasted away. We find them, we love them, we fix them and we help them sail into a safe harbor of new families and their new lives of hope and opportunity. Today, FBRN needs your help. Though we’ve stood as a beacon for Frenchies in need for ten years, FBRN has suffered from the recession with the rest of the country. We can’t be there for new Frenchies unless we can build up our reserves. You can help by contributing to our chip-in fundraiser, and asking your friends to do the same.  Please help us. We do good work. Be a part of it. http://www.frenchbulldogrescue.orghttp://frenchbulldogrescue.chipin.com/french-bulldog-rescue-network

parlezvousclyde:

Like the Statue of Liberty, we watch over and welcome the wretched refuse of the French bulldog world. Dogs who’ve been thrown away, who’ve run away, who’ve wasted away. We find them, we love them, we fix them and we help them sail into a safe harbor of new families and their new lives of hope and opportunity.

Today, FBRN needs your help. Though we’ve stood as a beacon for Frenchies in need for ten years, FBRN has suffered from the recession with the rest of the country.

We can’t be there for new Frenchies unless we can build up our reserves. You can help by contributing to our chip-in fundraiser, and asking your friends to do the same. 

Please help us. We do good work. Be a part of it.

http://www.frenchbulldogrescue.org
http://frenchbulldogrescue.chipin.com/french-bulldog-rescue-network

(via frenchiesrule)


lisbarral:

KKKK. Arrazou no “Carão” de Christina Aguilera!

this goes out to Markus and his reasons why he doesn’t want kids anytime soon. 

I don’t know what I would do if I came home to this…


smokeandacoke: Got an instant back for my 4x5 today… Thats hot!!!!

smokeandacoke:

Got an instant back for my 4x5 today…

Thats hot!!!!



4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Powered by Tumblr. mnchrm theme by bustee.