Screw you douchy bum
I am having a great day and I was filling my car up when a bum walked up to me and asked if I had 75 cents or a buck. I opened my wallet saw my lucky dollar there all nice and crisp, and I handed it to him and said “hey cool this is my lucky dollar and it’s all yours” (All smiley and happy like) the bumb said ‘yea, whatever’ lit a cigarette and walked off. Totally uncaring and took the happy warm air out of my sails so I say fuck you bums I’m keeping my hard fucking earned money, go earn your own!!!!!
1 month ago • 3 notes